Thursday, July 26, 2007

The Moaning Meme

Julia tagged me for this meme. The rules are down below, feel free to pick it up and have a go. It was kind of fun to do!

4 things that should go into room 101 and be removed from the face of the earth.

1. The Idiot Squad: Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Britney Spears. Because if I have to listen to one more breaking news report about these waste of oxygen, I may go completely postal.

2.People with cell phones attached permanently to their ears: Disengage people and come back into the real world. You'll thank me for it later.

3. Telemarketers: I get 10 calls a night on average. I've stopped answering my phone.

4. Perkiness: I'm all for happy, I'm optimistic by nature, but perkiness to me just screams that you're too afraid to access your deeper emotions and have gone into plastic doll cutesy mode to avoid them. You need therapy. We have a couch reserved for you in Room 101.


3 things people do that make you want to shake them violently.

1. Incessant whining about their life while doing absolutely nothing to change it.

2. Over the top behaviour that screams, 'Look at me, look at me! I'm desperate for attention and approval, look at me!!" I want to smack you people into oblivion and send you to Room 101.

3. Not taking responsibility for their actions. If you do something, at least have the character to own up to it.


2 things you find yourself moaning about.

1. Lack of travel funds
2. Not enough vacation time.

1 thing the above answers tell you about yourself.
I don't suffer fools gladly. And I want more money and time off. Okay, maybe that's two things. But I bet if I had more time off and more money to travel I would be in a better frame of mind to suffer fools.

Eh, maybe not.


RULES
Link to the
original meme at freelancecynic.com so people know what it's all about!
Be as honest as possible, This is about letting people get to know the real you!
Try not to insult anyone - unless they really deserve it or are very, very ugly!
Post these rules at the end of every meme!

9 comments:

julia said...

This is great, Kelly! I'm with you on so many of them - where do I start? The cell phone thing (you know I'm not a big fan anyway). Perkiness. "Look at me! Look at me!" Owning up to things - why is it so hard to do?

And I love what the answers say about you! LOL!

Christine d'Abo said...

Love this Kelly. I'd love to see LinLo, Paris, and Brit go far, far away...really dislike hearing about them.

Melissa Marsh said...

I love it! Have to agree with you on the Idiot Squad - aren't there a TON more interesting things (and more news worthy) going on in our world besides these people's lives??? Ridiculous. I quit reading celebrity gossip blogs - not worth my time.

MaryF said...

I absolutely agree on those wastes of oxygen! And the phones, especially the ones that hook in the ear - they look like Borg. And why do they need that when they're at breakfast with their family, anyway????

Bailey Stewart said...

Love the waste of oxygen remarks and so agree.

annette said...

Great answers! I agree with pretty much all of these, especially the overexposure of some celebrities. Enough already!

Toni Anderson said...

LOL--I agree with everything too. :)

Julie S said...

You crack me up! And you're so right on Paris Hilton - seriously, why was her incarceration front page CNN news? Why did CNN have an actual countdown to her post-jail interview? So pathetic. Oh, and don't ask me how I know about the countdown.

I got rid of my regular phone years ago, and just use a cell phone. No telemarketers for me, thank you very much!

Sarah L. Catherine said...

Ahh, the American Dream -- to work less and make more money. I could get that tattooed somewhere. LOL