I'm not going to overeat this holiday season. I'm not. I am not going to gorge myself on every treat that comes in every basket that gets dropped at our office door. I am not going to be the first one to the kitchen to mow into said baskets. I am not going to hoard the Lindor chocolates and fight off every co-worker who tries to wrestle their share from me. I am not going to inflict bodily harm on my podmates should they suggest I not bogey all the salted cashews and pretzels. I will not make hot chocolate and eggnog my beverage of choice at every meal. I will ensure my lunches consist of another food group other than chocolate. Or nuts. Or caramel.
I will work out diligently, five days a week.
This year I'll be good. This year I'll be...hey...hey...are those...*blinks rapidly*...are those...hickory flavored almonds...?