Christian Bale starring as John Rolfe in The New World, coming to a theatre near you in November 2005.
Ah yes...something to look forward to. Something to get me through the long, cold winter months. I'm so easily entertained, aren't I?
If you would like, we can remove your penis. I have a very sharp knife and I'm not afraid to use it. Or, if you would prefer, I now have experience wielding an Irish broad sword...although I can't guarantee I won't also take a leg off with it.
Christian Bale is delicious in all his forms - long hair, short hair, no beard, beard - you name it, he's hot.
November...that seems so far away. I say we plan to go on opening night!
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If you would like, we can remove your penis. I have a very sharp knife and I'm not afraid to use it. Or, if you would prefer, I now have experience wielding an Irish broad sword...although I can't guarantee I won't also take a leg off with it.
Christian Bale is delicious in all his forms - long hair, short hair, no beard, beard - you name it, he's hot.
November...that seems so far away. I say we plan to go on opening night!
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