Christian Bale starring as John Rolfe in The New World, coming to a theatre near you in November 2005.
Ah yes...something to look forward to. Something to get me through the long, cold winter months. I'm so easily entertained, aren't I?
I must formally complain about your constant objectification of the male form. It demeans all of us with a penis. Please, let's not be so shallow. Beauty is only skin deep. Thank you ... and keep your hands above your desk at all times.
If you would like, we can remove your penis. I have a very sharp knife and I'm not afraid to use it. Or, if you would prefer, I now have experience wielding an Irish broad sword...although I can't guarantee I won't also take a leg off with it.
There's no objectifying here! Just a genuine appreciation for all things Christian!Now, if we slapped him on the cover of Maxim posing in nothing but a g-string with an expression of wanton lust on his face, THAT would be objectifying.Down Kelly...
Christian Bale is delicious in all his forms - long hair, short hair, no beard, beard - you name it, he's hot.
November...that seems so far away. I say we plan to go on opening night!
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